Starship responds to OSU Invasion of headquarters, IEDs placed around OSU campus, explosion occurs at McNary field

Oregon State University to Make Duo Even More Annoying in Soon to be Failed Attempt at Reducing Phishing Attacks

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President Murthy: OSU to invade San Francisco after OSU Intelligence confirms Starship Technologies posess WMD's in Wake of Bomb Threat

Kalapuya people, Confederated Tribes of Grand Ronde; “Land acknowledgement makes up for hundreds of years of genocide and oppression”


OSU Believe it campaign raises enough money to fully cover tuition for all students; instead spends on other things

Starship Technologies announces new suite of improvements which allow for greater interruption of pedestrian traffic

Office of the Registrar plans to teach how limiting the carry forward balance of students to prevent poor people from registering is good for them actually, they just aren't financially literate enough to understand 

President Murthy: Supreme Court ruling on affirmative action unlikely to impact OSU's "admit every student with a pulse" policy

OSU To Switch to Messanger Pigeons for all Student Communication, Cites Phising Concerns, Cost

Heartwarming: Right Wing Organization Provides Bribes and Support That Allow Upper Middle Class Students of All Backgrounds to Participate in Student Government 

Student Debt Relief Strikedown Will not Affect University Policy of Raising Tuition Every Year